An Outsider’s Insider Guide to Hawaii


Moose McGillycuddy’s
October 5, 2008, 7:39 am
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Moose is about as straight-up a bar as you’re likely to find in the islands. There ain’t no neon-colored Hawaiian kitsch decor to remind you you’re in paradise, there ain’t no hipster bs, and it isn’t a dive. It’s just a solid, respectable establishment that is packed out by seven on a Tuesday. Although located in the heart of Waikiki, it seems more home to locals than sunburned tourists. You come for the three-dollar-per-drink happy hour, and stay for the Cheers-like buzz.



Bar 35
September 3, 2008, 7:54 am
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What is it with the naming of these Chinatown bars? Is there some local ordinance that stipulates any drinking establishment must include the address in the name? Is the presumption that a bar is easier to find for the intoxicated if it is just a number? Is it riding the coattails of the minimalist trend in bar/restaurant naming in hepper metropolises like your New Yorks and your Londons? Or is it a competitive copycat ploy, based on the hope that some dolt will be told by his friends to meet at Bar 35, get confused and have a few mojitos at 39 Hotel before realizing he is two doors down from where his posse is?

Who knows.

What I do know is that if 39 Hotel did not exist right next door, Bar 35 would be looking pretty special. Some folks might even prefer Bar 35 due to its more traditional bar-like atmosphere. I’m not one of those folks, but I will give them props for having a deep beer fridge. Either the waitress was too lazy to have memorized the beer list or was being honest when she said it was too long to reel off. Nonetheless, when I asked if they had Anchor Steam, they did. Sure, Anchor Steam is not the rarest of rarities, but I will happily return to any bar that stocks it.



39 Hotel
September 3, 2008, 7:23 am
Filed under: Bars, Hawaii, Honolulu

Every metropolitan area worth its salt has a hood that caters to the more eccentric sorts, the artistes. These areas become infused with a cache of cool that brings in bohemians and their wannabe brethren (this author falls firmly into the latter camp), infusing whole swaths of the city with an organic culture that money, quite frankly, just can’t buy. On second thought, that sentiment is a bit dated, but maybe what I am trying to say is that in spite of the money there is a quality of play, an element of the unexpected that transcends the seed money.

Chinatown, which is undergoing a painfully slow but steady process of gentrification, is that hood in Honolulu. Or maybe it is more accurate to say, that block. Because Chinatown itself is just a few blocks deep, and as far as I can see, most of the action centers around Hotel Street. This action, because of the limbic state of gentrification, is an intriguing blend of afterhours office worker and hardened criminal.

Passing by the pimps and pushers lurking in their shadowy doorways, I made my first landfall in Chinatown a few weeks back. I had been looking for something that would remind me of one of those beautiful Tokyo spaces. 39 Hotel fit the bill.

This second floor lounge is a lofty-ceilinged amalgam of a gallery, dj club and bar, with psychedelic swirlies muraled onto the high white walls. The space opens out onto a rooftop deck outfitted with a second bar and a small stage for performers of organic music. The transplanted British bartender, whose name I have stupidly forgotten, is a fixture of the deck, and makes a mad mama jama mojito that will set all your ills at ease.

The place is peopled by an intriguing spectrum that runs from normally looking, older business types to the tattooed, pierced, trashy and effortlessly hip hipsters you would expect. Live music, great vibe, did I mention the mojitos.